The problem with coming into work early is that now I am already ready for lunch.

Connie: "Who put this nail in the wall? It fell out." Matt: "It's my fault. I was to lazy to find a stud" Me: "I'm right here!" #AlwaysFunny

I now know that from when the worship leaders mic starts blinking Low Battery it can last at least 1.5 songs. #Whew #ThatWasClose

Jesus doesn't call you to try harder. He calls you to accept grace. #GraceChurchRoseville