Nobody knows where they came from but on the back steps of work there is is Ziploc bag with 4 hearts in it.

I think my fingers are mutinying. I tried to type "switcher" but actually typed "stihcwer".

This shindig is about to start. Is it OK to live tweet a wedding when you are standing up front? #Kvamtastic

My contribution to Thanksgiving dinner: Bacon wrapped, cheese filled tater tots.

Just found outs the Groomsmen's dressing room has a ping pong. Big Win! #Kvamtastic

When I woke up my throat was sore. I was all out of Day Time drugs so I took some Night Time drugs... We will see how that works out.

I am running sound for a girls conference. The speaker just said that boys understand what they are thinking. Wait... what...?!?

For those of you keeping track at home, I just finished my 2nd box of Kleenexes and am now on my 3rd.

There is so much snot in my head today. I think I will fill the trashcan with kleenex before lunch today. #Ugh #Sick

Good works are the heartbeat of genuine faith. #GraceChurchRoseville

Wait... did we just play dubstep in church?!? #GraceChurchRoseville