I am a lumberjack for Halloween. I just played ping pong with a hatchet. #CrushedIt #ActuallyIDidQuiteWell

I may have not had supper so I have more room for candy... #GrownUp

Pretty much any time is a good time to listen to the Wall-E soundtrack.

I will be selling my 4G Motorola Xoom. Anyone interested. Friends get better deals than strangers on the interwebs.

Last night I had the craziest dream I have ever had, including a dream withing a dream. I think I may have been incepted... http://is.gd/Z1UKtd

While watching QI I imagine all the witty things I would say if I were there. #IAmHilarious #AndAGenius

OH: "Are you confident about that?" "Pretty much... I think."

My phone went on strike yesterday but I went all Pinkerton on it and it is working again. If you called or texted yesterday I didn't get it.

"If I can get them here God will take it from there." @missdreeez #GraceChurchRoseville

The difference between doing the right thing and doing it right comes down to the heart.

Sometimes I dream about going a whole day at work without AutoCAD freezing up on me.

Listening to John WIlliams scores. I am always amazed how well all his scores from different movies flow into each other.

You know it is a good sneeze when you can't say excuse me afterward, you have to say Uff da instead.

I totally won the claw game on my first try!

New theory: The fish was a normal sized goldfish. God shrunk Jonah. Magic School Bus style. #Miracle

If you have a cup of animal crackers and a cup of pop on your desk make sure you check which is which before reaching for animal crackers.

"What if someone comes into your house and pokes your poop balls?" -Heidi #ContextIsForWeenies

We are playing 'Birdie on a Perch' at youth group tonight... I miss @RyanSMattson...