I don't know why they feature Tom Cruise running so much all the time. He always makes such a funny face.

...but we all know I will still watch this movie not matter what "Look at me! I am running fast." face he is making.

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Going Zooing!

I just got a great deal at Living Social on getting my conceal and carry permit at Midwest Carry Academy. Check it out. http://is.gd/aZVNw9

There is a party on my block with a Bouncy Castle... Thinking about crashing the party.

Coats coat coat store.

Now that is how you sell a coat.

Because nothing quite says "first day of summer" like tornado sirens...

Grilling, ice cream, and the Ducktales movie with Andrea, Jeff, and Ryan. Good Times.

Me "Do you need help carrying anything out to the car?" Customer "No, I got it." *Customer drops $200 sunglasses and iPhone on the ground*

There are two things you can expect every week at Grace Church Roseville. God will show up and you will be challenged.

I love my church and today's celebration of what God has done this year. Looking forward to the coming year. #GraceChurchRoseville

Richard Dryfuss does a dramatic reading of iTunes EULA.

I sure wish all EULA's were like this.

Maybe then people would actually read them instead of just signing their life away.

Is it possible that carrots give me the hiccups?